Comedian

Scott was a comedy act waiting to happen!

(example)

"I learned these things yesterday that I never knew before; grasshoppers have hind legs, fish swim in water, words are found in books, there is dirt in sand, and mud is wet dirt."


(another example)


"I want to tell you about my mother, she is the first mother I ever had. She buys me things I need and all kinds of things I want. She even buys me things I don't want".